Here’s the Real Dream Ticket!

Could it be that the Democrats don’t deserve Barack Obama? Would they really be more comfortable with a no-holds-barred brawler? If that’s the case, I have a proposal for their real “dream ticket”: Hillary Clinton for President and Roseanne Barr for Vice President.

To complete the picture I suggest Rosie O’Donnell as Secretary of State and (in a gesture of bipartisan cooperation) Ann Coulter as Secretary of the Interior.