Usain Bolt gets his own flavour sport drink – Gatorade Bolt Lemon Ice – as he travels to the land down under, but Shelly-Ann Fraser is under some pressure for her use of a banned substance. Meanwhile Buju Banton must feel like he’s going under, after being ‘squeezed’ by his two co-defendants, who have opted for plea deals with US prosecutors.

On the local scene, Harold Brady seems to be causing nothing but problems for the JLP, as is (former) MP Shahine Robinson who has AGAIN lost her seat, and is now in the hot seat. As the problems pile up for the government, we turn to sex – stories of sex that is, and large members.

Only on the lighter side of the news.